Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Keto Edition: Cheese and Meat... thing!

GET THESE:
  • 1 undefined amount of hamburger meat 
    • 70%-80% lean. Don't go 90% you health-nut.
  • 2 eggs 
    • Chicken preferably, but I'm not judging
  • A handful of cheese 
    • Any cheese except cottage
  • Chili Powder
  • Hot sauce (optional for the weak)
  • Lettuce (optional. I'm not your mom. You don't have to eat veggies.)
  • Salt (To taste.*) 
*If you've tasted salt before then use this to make it better.

DIRECTIONS:
  1. Throw meat, cheese, 1 egg, chili powder in a bowl.
  2. Mix up that meaty goodness with your bare hands like you're 6 years old again in a Silly Putty factory. Unless you're a kid who used to eat silly putty, then just mix it like an adult I guess.
  3. Put that beefy heaven into a frying pan and keep cooking until all red is gone (if it looks like 1992 Europe, you're close).
  4. Drain grease and set your cow concoction aside.
  5. Fry an egg. 'Nuf said.
  6. Put that bovine belly-filler on lettuce (optional) put sauce and salt and stuff on that (also optional... I guess) put a fried egg on top of everything. (mandatory)
  7. Consume this food that you made with your bare hands, you beast! (I mean this in a good way, stop being so sensitive.)






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